Saturday, March 22, 2008

Dear online friends...

I received this in my Facebook. I thought this is truly sweet and touching.

Online friends are people we may never meet
We see pictures, we see cams
It isn't the same
We grow close
We care and love one another

One day we may not hear from one another
Our hearts will break
All we see is a name on messenger but we don't see the person anymore...
We pray..."Please come back"
All I ask is that you remember me in the good times we had
Keep me close to your heart

Friends forever.



ps: To all friends I have made here, you never know if we will ever meet.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

On being conferred...

And finally they conferred me a medal of honour and colour bars for what I've done for the nation....


Conferrer : "Sir, we would like to invite you to come up and have a say."

Me: "Thank you very much...and please don't call me back. I want to retire in peace."

Audience : (Standing oviation) *clap*clap*clap* wooohooo!!! Whack the dogs!

Conferrer : "We thank you for the short but meaningful speech, Sir."

Me : "Thank you, MY FOOT!!"


Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Every step you take, I'll be watching you...

Totally pissed off!

Idiot! Just because I commented on some undesirable happenings, some 'agency' is tracking my blog! So becareful you bloggers out there...Someone is watching you!!

My site static report shows...

Domain Name (Unknown)
IP Address 202.6.242.# (Agency for Science, Technology and Research)
ISP Agency for Science, Technology and Research
Location Continent : Asia
Country : Singapore (Facts)
City : Singapore
Lat/Long : 1.2931, 103.8558 (Map)

Language English (U.S.)
en-us
Operating System Microsoft WinXP
Browser Internet Explorer 6.0
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 2.0.50727)
Javascript version 1.3
Monitor Resolution : 1024 x 768
Color Depth : 16 bits

Time of Visit Mar 12 2008 3:55:39 pm
Last Page View Mar 12 2008 3:55:39 pm
Visit Length 0 seconds
Page Views 1
Referring URL http://www.google.co...hl=en&start=150&sa=N
Search Engine google.com
Search Words mas selamat gurkha
Visit Entry Page http://www.mohdzuraini.blogspot.com/
Visit Exit Page http://www.mohdzuraini.blogspot.com/
Out Click
Time Zone UTC+8:00
Visitor's Time Mar 12 2008 4:55:39 pm
Visit Number 11,209

KNNCCB!!!!

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Goreng Pisang Plastic


Cuaca hujan mcm nie, syiokk kalo dapat makan goreng pisang panas....but after reading this article, there goes my appetite... :-(

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Sentuhan Kecundang

Hari ini adalah titik hitam bagi diriku...

Lynn, mengapakah engkau harus mengambil kesempatan keatas diriku ini. Persahabatan ini terbina diatas niat yang suci dan keikhlasan diriku. Tidak pernah ku terduga, disebalik senyuman dan kata-kata manis mu, tersirat suatu niat yang kurang sopan. Aku teraniaya...aku telah dinodai!

Lynn, aku rela memaafkan dirimu, tetapi janganlah kau berani meramas-ramas tangan ku ini lagi. Aku tidak rela disentuh oleh dirimu...kerana kau seorang pondan!

Eeeiii...geli seyy!

ps: Agak-agak, batal tak air sembahyang aku??

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Latest update!

Got a text message from a friend just now...

"The escaped man, Mas Selamat, has entered Malaysia. The Malaysians have put signs all over the country....SELAMAT datang!"


ps : It's just a joke! Don't be alarmed...

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Saying about being creative...

In the recent manhunt episode of Mas Selamat, telcos have also joined in the hunting race, sending pictures of Mas Selamat via MMS. It seems people are trying their best using every means to alert public on this recent spade.

Just like in TVs and movies, the conventional 'Wanted Man' pictures of the escaped detainee, are being splashed all around the island. At bustops, MRT stations, bus terminals and just everywhere, to catch the public eye and hoping someone will alert the police.

The boring pictures from the police.




By staring at those boring 'Wanted' posters, do you think people will take notice? How long will we remember about Mas Selamat? 1 week? 2 weeks? Maybe 1 month the most. Then after that, we will go back doing our normal routines.

Singapore is always talking about being hip and creative. A place where people should think out of the box. So, why didn't the police take the initiative to be more outstanding and creative when spreading public awareness besides giving blunt and boring message to the public?

Browsing thru blogs, I could find some talented citizens who interestingly developed their own "Wanted" posters of Mas Selamat. Creatively designed, they are quite an eye-catcher to the public. It does look cute and funny but on the other hand, these are more the kind that will stick in people's mind for sometimes.

These are just some that I found. I believe there are still more interesting ones out there.






Too many academicaly inclined people in the government will result in too many boring protocols. We need creative ones!

ps: By now, the limping man, Mas Selamat must be saying "Catch me if you can!"