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Ramai-ramai gurkha jaga kat situ, satu nie pulok bole terlepas dari kandang?? Eh, nie rabak beb!

OIII GURKHA TIDO KAPER???

You really drop my waterface...!


Nie mcm takleh jadi...kita mesti panggil WakDin. Only WakDin can save the day! Hidup wakdin!

MAD week!

This week is madness!!

GOSH! I never thought I'm going thru madness again...not so soon. Since Monday, life has been so miserable. Datelines, meetings, workloads all come at once. What my horoscope has written was true so far. So, here it begins a whole new cycle of my distorted life.

2 Sentosa Coves projects to oversee, 1 Jalan Adat, 1 Bridport, 4 Fort Canning, 1 Pulau Ubin, 1 Ulu Pandan...and the list just goes on and on and on and on and on....And I only got like about 2 weeks to clear them???

URA meeting this Thursday, and that will take half of my day. A trip back to client's office for briefing, and that another half day gone. So left with Friday. And that will be the only day for me to reschedule all coming appointments for the coming week....AAArRRGGGggHHHH...

Entering studio again mid-march and not sure if I will still survive? The month of March appointments are almost full. Ok Zue, it's all abt time management....stop complaining and focus to deliver will ya. SIGH!

hmmm...someone text me "Good evening, Where hv u been?" - Yoohooo...still here. Only glued to my desk. :P

So less time to Facebook, less time to do online chatting and the most @#$$%^ is to have lesser time to sleep. There goes my beauty sleep for the couple of weeks to come. :(

I don't feel well, already.

Teh tarik satu....and one for Nisha!

To nisha - from bhai sarbat with love!

Lepas balik kejer aku dok lepak kat kedai sarbat with Superfrens. Kira dah lama juga tak jumpa bhai dan pekena teh tarik dia...woohooo

Si spidey pulok baru jer balik dari Jakarta, so ader ler dia beli sikit buah tangan utk kiter sumer. (Timakasih, spidey)

And for Nisha, sorrie me tak dpt hantar nasi sambal goreng bhai utk you. I hope this potrait of him will do...

=D

ps : hmmm...lemme think wat to draw nisha next...???

Ahhhchooo!!!...*Snif*Snif*

Today was bad! Very bad indeed...

My head felt heavy. My nose itched every minute, I sneezed non-stop..oh I felt so lousy today. I'm running out of tissues already. I'm holding to my last box now.

The medication is making me drowsy. I can't stand much any longer.

Ahhhchooo!!!...

Oh gosh! My nose...*sniff..*sniff.....

Lu rock kapak??

The typical mat rock styles & fashions...So cool!

Somehow, the last few days brought me back memories of my adolescent years where I grew up as a Mat Rocker.

Being a teenager in the late 80's to the early 90's, the influence of rock genre has really made dramatic impact to my life. The music i listened to, the styles i wore, made every part of me a Mat Rock!

here let me share a post done by someone who has painstakingly define the meanings of words/slangs used by typical mat rocks.

Truely hilarious but with good points of reference. If they have dictionary for Ah Bengs, we have these to feed your thoughts!

Read thru, and you may find something really familiar...

The Contemporary Mat Dictionary
Posted by nuru on Jan 31, '08 2:30 PM for everyone

Gua [goo-wah] noun – What some mats and minahs use to call themselves. Similar in using “lu” when referring to others. A legacy that dates back to the times of Mat Rocks back in the early 80s.

A common trick that can be played on Mats is to ask them to translate the English phrase “Monkey Cave” into Malay. The mat will then say “Gua Monyet” (I'm a monkey).

Mat [mat] noun – To the rest of the world, the word simply means a Malay guy. But within the Malay community itself there is a growing disparity in consensus to its actual meaning. Popularly, it's used to denote a guy who converses primarily in Malay, as opposed to the more “English speaking” types. Favourites of the mats include tapered jeans, trucker caps and weepy Malay songs with sickeningly suicidal lyrics.

Matrep [mat-rape] noun – An extreme version of the mat. In addition to the usual mat accessories, a matrep will also come adorned with tattoos and matching body-piercings in weird corners of his body.

Minah [mee-nah] noun – An expression used to denote a Malay female. Derived from the popular Malay name, Aminah, which used to be all the rage some time ago. It was sort of the “in-thing” to name your daughter Aminah back in the 60s and 70s. In fact, legend has it that if you go to Geylang Serai market and shout “Hai Minah!” at least a quarter of the makcik population there is going to turn around and smile at you.

Picit [pee-chet] adjective – When a mat tells you to “picit” him, it does not mean that he is trying to be cheeky (or gay, if he is talking to a fellow mat). It simply means that the mat wants you to call him on his mobile. What were you thinking?

Relaksuah [ree-lek-soo-wah] adjective – Official slogan and life motto of the mats and minahs.

Sial [see- yal ] noun / adjective – A full stop in every mat's sentence. Eg: “Tadi aku nampak accident sial Rabak sial Aku tak bedek sial Kesian sial” Translation: Just now I saw an accident (full stop) It was bad (full stop) I'm not kidding (full stop) Poor guy (full stop)

In its purest form, “sial” means “jinx” but mats have refined the art of using the word to include it at the end of their every sentence. Also comes in the more polite form “siak” and “siul” for those who do not want to sound too crude.

Skank [s-kank] adjective - A favourite weird-looking dance performed by mats and minahs. Usually done at any of the various gigs that mats and minahs love to congregate at. At times, you do detect evidence of artistry in the dance but most of the time they just look like they've been possessed by the ghost of a restless retard.

Sowie [soh-wee] adjective – An expression of apology used by minahs. Commonly used in SMS and instant messaging. Actually they can just use the word “sorry” like every normal human being but minahs think that it will make them sound extra cute to deliberately talk that way. Example : “I will be late. Sowie!”

Step [se-tep] adjective – To beguile, dissimulate or impersonate something or someone that they are not. Also commonly used to describe a fellow mat or minah who acts in an arrogant manner. E.g.“Kau jangan nak step tak tahu eh?” Translation: Don't you dare feign innocence in this matter. Can also be used as a gerund e.g. “stepping”. See next entry.

Step Jambu [se-tep jam-boo] adjective - What minahs do when they are sitting alone in a train and a group of mats walk in. It is a general exercise where the minah “controls” her facial muscles and posture in a way that would make her look her best. This would usually involve looking incessantly at her handphone for no particular reason.

Stoppit [setop-eet] adjective – A general expression of intolerance and dismay. When a minah uses this phrase, be very careful for it signals that she is about to lose her cool or get very violent.

Usually directed by minahs in an annoyed manner, followed by the postfix “seh”, “siak” or “sial”. (See entry for “sial” above) Eg: Apasal ngan perangai kau hari ni? Stopitsiak! Transalation : What's up with your attitude today? Enough of it already for goodness' sake!”

=)

The exclusive pix of Papa Rock Mafi & Me

The above pix was taken when I was only 16 years of innocent age. I was then working part-time in a factory while waiting for my O-level results after Sec 4.

During the mat rock era, tight jeans and hi-cut shoes were the most sought after fashion...and SUPER bikes were next! Now, I then realised how UgLY and RiDICULOUS I was...haha!

Tidak akan terputus rezeki seseorang...

Bangun pagi tadi, aku terus check email box. Berlambak2 org email kat aku. Maklom ler, cuti panjang kan. So, malas aku nak bukak email kat umah. But, tadi pagi aku dapat email dari sorang teman nie.

So aku nak share ler ngan korang sumer. Semoga ianya memberi manfaat kepada kita.

Assalamu’alaikum semua;

Sebelum terlupa…..just nak share apa yang dapat masa kuliah tafsir Sabtu baru ni…

Berdasarkan Hadith Nabi :

“Tidak akan terputus rezeki seseorang selagi dia tidak meninggalkan doa kepada kedua orang tua nya dalam sehari”

Huraian hadith:
- jangan sesekali meninggalkan doa kepada kedua ibubapa(baik yang hidup mahu pun yang sudah tiada)

- Allah akan memurahkan rezeki kepada mereka yang tidak putus berdoa kepada kedua ibu bapa(walaupun ada ibu bapa yang leka, doakan agar mereka berubah)

- Ingatlah bahawa keredhaan ibu bapa adalah keredhaan Allah

- Semasa berdoa, berdoalah dengan bersungguh2….tadah tangan dan bayangkan wajah kedua orang tua kita, termasuk guru2 kita dan mereka yang banyak menolong kita(berdoa perlu benar2 bersungguh2)

- Mereka yang lupa berdoa kepada kedua orang tua, akan disempitkan rezeki oleh Allah

Conclusions:

- Bagi yang berniaga, tak perlu ada ilmu pelaris….Cuma jangan lupa doakan ibu bapa kita setiap hari

- Rezeki bukan sahaja berupa wang ringgit, tetapi segala nikmat yang kita dapat dari Allah ( e.g. makan, kesihatan, ilmu dsb nya… )

Wassalam

ps : Kepada Sharina, terimakasih kerana berkongsi ilmu pengetahuan dan panduan semoga hidup kita ini sentiasa diberkati....Insya Allah.

Lawak Bodoh...Selamat Tahun Baru Cina

WARNING: Aku terima email lawak nie dari sorang teman. Mungkin ader perkataan yg digunakan agak kureng menyenangkan. Tapi walao aper pon, ianya sebagai hiburan semata-mata..

Potong zaka

apek: itu potong zaka ada bagut ka ?

ali : manyak bagut..bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo..

apek: ?!! err..saya kawan ada cakap,potong zaka aaahh.. manyak ploblem..

ali : apa probrem ?

apek: manyak buang lui..lagi aahh..dia punya performance tatak bagut.. manyak cinang semputloh..

ali : cehh.. apek, lu apa celita.. saya suda lama potong.. tada apa problem.. bini saya manyak puas woo..

apek: lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

ali : ya la.. bila lu potong aahh.. lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

apek: ???!!! err..lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5 ??

ali : ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha.. saya punya 6 incila..

apek: ??! tiu nia ma.. lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

ali : cilaka apek ni..nah tengok..!

apek: ! chee sin punya olang..gua tanya baik2 lu tunjuk lu punya lancau..

ali : abis.. lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..

apek: saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lancau.. saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car.. potong zaka.. molo punya olang..

ali : aiya.. apek.. lain kali lu sebut betul2 la..kasi susa saja.. bukan potong zaka la.. proton saga.. cinabeng btulla..

hahahahaha.. lawak bodo tawun baru ciner..

iklan TV / RADIO proton yg diharamkan..

Welcome the NEW Proton Saga 2008.

Tam Spider datang umah aku..??

Tam Spider

Mak aku kata, minggu lepas Tam Spider datang singgah jap umah aku kat Johor.

Huarrrrrr.....menyesal aku tak balik Johor aritu! Kalo tak, sempat ler aku tangkap gambor sakan dgn dia tuu! Bole jugak aku korek rahsia tentang citer2 artis kat KL ...hehehe

Kebetulan dia gie jengok umah dia kat Larkin tempoh hari. So, sepupu dia ler ajak singgah umah aku jap. Mak kater, dia dtg bawak makwe dia lerr...ehmm...ehmm..

Takpelah, mungkin lain kali aku dpt jumpa dia.

A tribute to Loloq...

A special tribute to one of the greatest music talent, Loloq. Lirik kata pada lagu-lagu mu itu, begitu indah dan puitis.

Semoga roh mu dicucuri rahmat. Al-fateha.

Nur Nilam Sari - Awie & Search

Nur Nilam Sari
Lirik ditulis : Loloq

Pinjamkan sinarmu nur nilam sari
Buatku merempuhi malam
Kabus berlabuh bagaikan awan
Mengaburi penglihatan
Menyekat maksud di sempadan
Redup yang pasangkan angan

Sekadar berhasrat
Berlindung dalam lena
Pejamkan mata
Untuk kulupakan sengsara
Berapa kerdipan
Melaraskan jiwa
Menyusuk ke arah-asalku

Senyumanmu satu azimat
Buat diriku yang hina
Manusia terpinggir melara

Tak pernah kenal erti bahagia
Namun ku masih gembira
Bagiku rahmat semuanya

Oh....mungkin....
Kalau nasibku berbeza
Aku tak mampu menilaikan dikau

Aku berani
Berani aku
Katakan dirimu itu dewi kayangan

Peperangan yang melanda diriku kini
Sudah berakhir...oh...berakhir
Kepahitan dulu bertukar
menjadi sejarah
Dan kenangan manis