Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Stoopid jokes

Got this email from a fren. I like it. I like the cockroach joke best.

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Muthu Oh Muthu!

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER

Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER

Manager asked to Muthu at an interview.... Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP

After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I looklike a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .."

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT

Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach.
First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.
Then cut the third leg and did the same.
At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL

Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the wash basin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board
"WASH BASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART

Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fireand how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)


Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right chest ... and he did it !

ps : I begin to love Muthu...!